I never really believed in pulling off your April shinanogans on the 1st… the very theology behind the occassion suggests otherwise.

In closing, I’ve just been chilling, not in prison for the last while- sorry for not updating. More to come.

Until next time,

Hope none of you ever have to sit time in the Fed Pen, it really sucks. You either: get ripped and become an absolute psycho-badass, hustle in the insanely high-risk-high-stakes game, read, kiss ass, or in the case of yours truly, read a lot of books and freak people out with weird ramblings. (I can read like 700 words per minute now.)

So yeah, that’s a legitimate (depends on who you ask) reason for not updating, right?

Hmm… I bet if I was with a group of people speaking, this would be the part where there’s an awkward silence… let me improvise:

*pretend to look at something while I figure out what to say next*

**check phone for no particular reason, look at the time though*

***while putting phone back in pocket, decide whether or not to continue, or make a comment on how you didn’t know it was the aforementioned time, say something like ”Oh crap… I gotta go, sorry. I’ll catch up with yall later.“ and leave*

****realize it’s been like 20 seconds and you have to say something*

Yeah, it’s so much bullshit man, all I did was ——— —- ————— — - ————- ——– —– ———- —- - —— ————- ———- ——— ————- —– — —- —- —- —- —– ————– ———– ——- —— —— ————– ——– ——– —— —– —– …so I mean, it wasn’t my fault at all.

I’m sure more will be revealed in due time. The important thing is I’m back.

Yeah I don’t really know what else to say at the moment, so uh-

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Oh crap… I gotta go, sorry. I’ll catch up with yall later.

Until next time,

Think I’m goin home. I think I’m gettin lost for a while - Cary Brothers